Will I get in trouble?

I love giving out bjs to straight men. I just like to make men happy. So, I decided to make a business card for myself. I'm not in SF but I'm going to pretend that I'm in SF. On the card, it says "******* Service of San Francisco, Inc.", "Open 24 hours a day, 365 days a week", "BestBjOfSanFrancisco@gmail.com', "Helping those in need of a discreet bj!", and "100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!". So if I print these cards and put them in the bathrooms of as many stores as I can, will I get in trouble? I know they will not able to find out who I am until a cop actually email me and bust me. If I get in trouble, what will I be charged with?